saw choke over the weekend -- it's no fight club, but it had its moments. i totally forgot about the doctor's secret... but i totally remember the "poodle" and ben wa balls part... that's odd... yikes
gotta love the editing in this video (palin spoof) [ youtube ] (andy)
ooh... here's a deal (thanks tim) [ deepdiscount ] (rockband 2 for ps3 = $168.99 and free shipping) -- it's $20 cheaper than circuit city
picked up the guitar again (both electric and acoustic) -- i need to force myself to learn how to solo...
john mayer's "where the light is" is a great dvd/cd... the "john mayer trio" is a great break away from his "pop" stuff...
no text of the week... aww... so rob's cougar still reigns
damn... the one month i put out fairly regular content.... silence...
and i gotta add this -- hell yea a new david blaine spoof -- "WHAT THE EFFF?!?!?"
so yea -- chargers win and i shaved -- the dirty sanchez is gone. tho perhaps it may resurface in rocktober... tim and mark are in -- any other takers? we'll have categories (i'll definitely win the 'dirty mexican' lookalike -- crosses fingers)
this is just pure hilariousnessity... the dood's voice and comments are just fuckin' hilarious
part 1:
"this is fuckin' worse than an rl stein book"
"This is fuckin' horsecock in tiny mouth!"
so i wanna try a new thing here... i woke up this morning and got one of the most randomest texts from rob: "i made out with a cougar last night"
you win, rob... just lay it out there on the line... bam...
i'll try to make this a weekly thing (and to those sensitive souls, yes -- i will ask you before i post it up)... i guess it could either be a txt or an im... whatevs.
...nice -- the fifth element is on tnt. "AZIZ... LIGHT!"
rock band 2 OR guitar hero: world tour? check out the set lists: rb2 vs. gh:wt... gh:wt has more hits that i'd want to play: beautiful disaster, everlong, hotel california... but then there's the drumset -- rb2 can have the extra cymbals, but that costs something like $300 -- wth [ link ]
so after you buy something online, you get super excited to get it delivered to you... maybe you do this too, but as soon as i get the tracking number, i'm all over that site, hitting refresh every other minute.
so the day comes and the site says, "on truck, out for delivery" -- and you won't know where it is until it's at your door.
what if you need/want to leave the house (or deuce) and you don't want to miss the delivery?!
well my idea is to have an add-on feature (extra price) where you can track your package in real time (using the gps on the actual truck)
i'm assuming that they already have gps locators on the truck -- in case you get an overturned or busted truck... they could integrate it with google maps
the issue of "carjackers" came up -- 'ooh.. i know where the package is... i'll carjack the truck' -- to that, i say -- don't be ghey. it's safe... why would you carjack when you know you're going to get the package that day? and you only have your own tracking code...
if you're still crying about it -- then put a friggin 10-20 minute delay on the position of the truck -- gawd...
so ups or fedex -- i'd prefer ups (brown == me... duh), read up and steal this idea!
yay... racism!
yea i know it's not salient anymore, but this is pretty damn funny:
so check out this article [ chad ocho cinco ] -- so this is where my idea comes in (it's genius). for those people who have a regular jersey with his "old" surname on the back, there would be an "ocho cinco" patch that you can stitch over the name... both parties (chad and the fan) would win -- chad won't have to fork over the extra cash to reebok and the fan would have his favorite players' new name on his back... fuckin' genius
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i'm an ideas man -- just not an implement man (recall my koozmanoff koozie -- what happened? oh yea.. it was a giveaway at a padres game this season --> STOLEN IDEA!)
i have this other cool idea and it involves a place like yardhouse -- it could really be any place like yardhouse that offers a shitload of booze to choose from.
anyway, there would be a kiosk machine at the end of the bar and a person would have a membership-type card -- they'd swipe their card and then choose the beer that they are currently enjoying and the machine would in turn tell them of another beer they might enjoy
of course there are some legalities to worry about (like limiting the amount of suggestions to maybe 3 or 4 rounds?), but that's not me to worry about -- that's for the implementer to worry about.
so i finally decided to get the pics off of my camera and post them up... good news for sarmad since he can't fully enjoy my pix msgs... here we go:
taken at lolitas mexican restaurant -- you gotta love the "out of order" sign
"hey jose -- write a note that the game is broken"
bingo is sik -- i have yet to win, but when i do... you'll be hearing about it
it's at petco park -- i always pass this picture and think, "hey, that could be a funny lolcat"
"i em in yer bat bagz"
and the main event, the 8-bit art... chaunce started the whole thing with putting a power up mushroom at his desk -- yea... it's all 3" x 3" construction paper squares
so i decided... hey... maybe i should do something too -- and did i ever [ gallery ]
i'm stoppin' "production" for now -- but i've gotten suggestions of either bricks, a stomped goomba, a flying turtle, the flagpole, etc...
wtf are you talking about, joey?
...this
anyway... i'm angry/pissed/everything at the world... so many things didn't didn't go right for the chargers -- the offense really didn't show up til the second half and the defense really wasn't fired up at all...
how many times were they beat, when they were trying to go for the INT instead of the solid tackle or PD...
chargers are still gonna win the afc west, that's for sure... there's no other contender in our division.
props to michael turner tho -- what a fuckin' game he had. it's cool to see that when you put him in the primary spot, you unleash the beast
that's what sucks about football... you gotta wait another week to just think about that loss... dammit
meanwhile, the one day i don't watch the padres, CY goes off -- he had a friggin no hitter until the 8th inning PLUS he had some offense behind him...
fuck... it's gonna be a looong week.
so i got my gates jersey -- didn't get full on authentic (something like $200+) -- probably cuz i'm not really antonio gates, but went one step lower.
now that i have a jersey, i MAY get the most underrated player on the team: mike scifres
make your own chargers jersey here
btw... i love how he has so many pictures in his gallery, but if you click on each one, it's all the same pose, just a slightly different angle or a different jersey...
and check out who the padres play on sept 16th -- i had no idea he was a rockie... woulda figured at least a yankee... tho, turns out that 'the force unleashed' gets released that day. i guess mlb is still suckin' george lucas' balls (they did the same thing with indy jones)
i just played a friggin nailbiter game with dave -- i won... but BARELY...
so of course, i gotta brag -- check it (yea... 41-35 thriller)
the 67-yard pass to willie parker was the game winner in OT -- kinda funny too... i picked the wrong play and audibled... i think dave saw a mismatch and attempted to audible his defense too which left his whole team all confused as fuck... so will runs a nice post and big ben throws it over coop's head
*i'm acutally surprised that coop didn't jump to defend that shit... haha... i'm gettin' angry texts right now from dave... he totally got screwed by john and steve madden...
it was such a shootout on my part.. zero run game -- all pass plays... on the other side, dave ran LT almost every single play... the dood is fuggin' slippery as hell!
oh yea... and my black dood's got some new threads... stylin'
and then there's this project with the never-forgotten fpsa -- it's our very own wiki page... i don't know how to best use this service... but definitely wanna get some funny bios up there
note to self... when going to the casino, take geoff along -- his slot machine sloppy seconds are awesome
okay... that outta the way... i've been lazy with this site... most likely because of the ps3... been playing a bunch of madden and fifa... ea sports must be rollin' in it...
they did a great thing with their ea sports world site -- basically linking all of their games into one site so you can track your stats and records (it's also cool to have proof that you kicked someone's ass)
here's mine (do not adjust your monitor -- i am a black dood... i think it helps with intimidating the opposition... ha) - i played around with the video uploading and put a sik 81 yard rush TD by tomlinson
here's andy's -- i'm sure dave, rob, and sarmad will have accounts soon enough
there's this show on adult swim: tim & eric awesome show great job! anyway, last sunday had this funny sketch with john mayer [ adultswim ] (xine) -- it's a really random sketch comedy show that has some cool celebrity cameos in it...
almost takin' a page out of sarmad's repertoire, i gotta give props to john mayer's live album - where the light is [ cd and dvd ] -- it's pretty much like 3 shows in one: acoustic set, the trio, then the full band -- i gotta say that i like what he's done with the trio... the blues stuff is just nuts... LISTEN TO IT and you will be amazed
