...offense -- if found, please return to petco park or bud black...
at first, i thought that kouzmanoff was gonna be awesome (in spring training, he rocked 'em outta the park)... they even said that he was gonna be a contender for rookie of the year...
[he also has a great marketing giveaway: the beer/soda koozy... get it? get it?!]
but god dammit... he's always put into these situations where he could make or break it with the fans... up to the plate with men on or in a bottom of the ninth situation...
me and andy just finished submitting our art for the padre tshirt contest -- this is the awesome one i thought of:

if you don't get it... you don't get it
tomorrow is the first of 2 straight visits to the park -- CY then henhouse -- should be fun... will try to get pics up soon
UPDATE: finally washed and took pics of the car... those pics will be up sometime soon too -- also gotta remind myself to photoshop blur my license plate.. haha
i'm sure by now everyone has seen the landlord (pretty sad if you haven't) [funnyordie]
this reminds me of the countless vids that rob made during the summer of 99:
david blaine spoof, part I (this always makes me laugh):
david blaine spoof, part II -- what the eff?!:
dammit... so the padres got jacked this weekend -- broke the streak of scoreless innings by the bullpen (thanks boomer!) and broke the streak of winning series...
sucks... oh well... my fantasy team went off this weekend
and great, we just got smashed by the cubbies... yes, we broke soriano... but still... his replacement, floyd, did even better...
i'm startin' to lose patience with the beer koozy... he's gotta pick it up -- supposed to be our rookie of the year!
another thing -- i find myself chanting, "don't swing at the first pitch" to marcus giles (how come he can't learn about discipline like his big brother)
btw... it's crazy to be a padres fan in "la" (long beach) -- nevertheless, i was a minority, but didn't back down (this was on saturday, when the padres were already up 6-0 in the 2nd inning)
another side note, "experienced" the grand prix of long beach -- actually walked down pretty damn close to the action -- those fuckers are loud... still amazes me how they do this all downtown...
and if you're ever in town... boston's restaurant is a sick place for a beer and grub [find it] -- wings and burger are delish -- i highly recommend it!
i just realized that i haven't made a website in sooo long.. i gotta start building templates or something -- get my chops back up...
finish with another vid -- i'm sure tim's (the viral video expert) seen it already, but here you go -- the worst woman driver ever --
how in the hell? (thanks to andy)
gotta love another series win for the padres
gotta love the bullpen, which hasn't allowed an earned run yet
gotta love how our backup catcher gets a steal
contest deadline comin' up -- but i got another idea that may be the winner... it's so good, i can't even say it on this site (greg might/will steal it)
i'm startin' to get sick... prolly from yelling at the park and the weather... i need to pace myself
got myself the new cap [link -- i like reason #6] -- had to get a bigger size... i dunno if i got a fatter head or if i need a haircut... i like the black underbill -- charp
speaking of the title of the post -- i f*cking hate that f*cking song... it's too ridiculous... too many shitty hip hop songs these days... it's so bad that radio stations have to look to justin timberlake to save them..
yep... was at the park again... and we won again... 2-0 at the park so far... we don't have to win every game... they just gotta win every series
kinda strange how they kept cain in late, even with a man on base
so i got some padres blogs that i frequent:
- 4sd - i like it when they reference something that matt or mud talk about on the air... this blog likes to clear up what the hell they're talking about
- ducksnorts - this guy's a good writer... puts some good facts/info about the pads
- gaslampball - witty guys... i look like one of 'em... they didn't sell me a shirt.. but, hell, i like reading their stuff
- bill simmons - awesome writer for espn -- boston fanatic and i love how he drops pop culture with his articles (warning: 24 spoilers are sprinkled in there)
check out the padres commercials... ultra cheesy -- best ones are with the giles brohams: "giles brothers" and "ping pong" [link]
now i leave you with this (sarmad and rob will appreciate this):
best.video.ever.
gotta love it when the good guys win... 2 wins over the weekend, both in dramatic fashion. i think one of the best ways to win is either with a hoffy save or a bottom of the ninth winner (walk-off)...
went to the saturday game with christine (first game of 9)... bubba wells threw some slooooooow stuff on the mound... dippin' to as low as 58 mph... jesus... really effs with the batter's timing...
what a game tho... padres were down most of the game... then tied it late... then a-go gets cruz jr. in... and the crowd goes wild!
one of the best games i've been to at petco...
our season seats aren't bad at all... we're under the rafters on the first base side and there's little wind... the only sucky part is that we're right smack dab in the middle of the row... so we gotta stick our asses in people's faces and nachos if we wanna get up during the game (reminder: bring foley catheter)

great view from our seats...

the lights go out for fireworks...
the view's a-changing beyond petco's walls... condos and office buildings are almost done... we'll see what this does to the ocean breezes...
so dice-k made a great first start with the sox, strikin' out 10... damn... wish i seen him pitch
let's sweep 'em, padres!
how in the hell does barry bonds still play baseball? and why don't players spray it to left more often? and, when it's hit that way, why is it hit RIGHT TO HIM? the man's got the worst wheels in baseball (save for mikey baseball) and it's just annoying watching him play D.
check out this vid, courtesy of andy:
karaoke for the deaf - natalie imbruglia's torn
gotta turn in my shirt ideas pretty soon... i wonder what my odds are... i'm making a few more ideas... gonna change one of the prev. ones to "experience it!" -- which is the slogan for this year...
has anyone seen the geoff blum one on one with jane mitchell? guess this only applies to sandyegoanas, but man... it's a tear jerker... trust me... gotta still call him "blumpkin" [urbandictionary] still tho... triplets or none...
so starts the 2007 baseball season... and i'm ready. got my 9 pack tickets ready (red sox in june)
i've been on a photoshop high as of late.. a mini surge of creativity, if you will... partly due to work and also this contest
here are a few of my designs (they're watermarked so don't try anything funny):

then i got inspired one time when eating pho with greg... here are some preliminary sketches i made:



but in all seriousness... i really wanna make the "who's your padre?" one -- would anyone be down to buy any? i'm not gonna make any profit of these... i just need to buy the minimum and that's like 10 or so...
i think these designs are pretty good... whaddya think?
and then i leave you with this pic [flickr]

